NHL teams Think Fortnite is worse than Porn addiction

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If I’m on the staff of an NHL team I’d stand up in whatever meeting an anti-fortnite conversation took place and promptly ask everybody if they’re idiots. Seriously, are you guys stupid? If anything, NHL teams should encourage their players to play as much fortnite in their downtime as possible. Fortnite and the NHL have a ridiculous amount of similarities. Fortnite requires players to think fast, be aware of their surroundings, and predict what’s most likely going to happen before it actually happens. That’s the same thing as NHL hockey. You need to do all that shit to be in the league. You can’t be Chris Simon and chop dudes heads off and step on their ankles anymore and win a roster spot. That’s not happening. Todays NHL requires more intellect of the game itself than ever before. Not only that, Fortnite squads mode builds chemistry like nothing else. Fortnite squads require a heavy amount of communication and discipline unless you’re one of those kids wearing a macaroni and cheese stained t-shirt without a microphone playing squads alone like an absolute loser.

What would you rather have guys on your team doing? Playing Fortnite or lurking around on pornhub premium all day? If you’re going to ban fortnite from your players, you might as well ban Instagram. These days, Instagram is all about who has the fattest cheeks and everybody knows if you see the right pair of cheeks you’re tossing on your Dr. Dre beats headphones and going straight to private browser mode on safari. Who’s going to have juice in the tank in the 3rd period? A dude who sabotaged Fortnite all day with his fucking boys and nailed a few victories? Or a guy who ate a chicken parm and then cranked it to Lisa Ann 45 minutes before dynamic warm-up? I think I know who’s going to break off the wall behind the D and catch a breakaway pass for the game winner, and it’s not the guy with zero left in the tank because he was shooting pancake mix all over the walls in the hotel.

Listen, if it gets to the point where a guy is late to meetings or practices because of Fortnite…I get it. The priority needs to be the team. I understand that. All im saying, is there’s way worse forces of nature out there than fortnite such as:

  1. -       Brazzers
  2. -       Reality Kings
  3. -       Cocaine
  4. -       Alcohol
  5. -       Instagram
  6. -       Bumble
  7. -       Orange juice with pulp

I think whatever team is seriously cracking down on fortnite needs to check themselves. Clearly they don't even have the slightest clue what it's like to get a victory Royale. It's better than anything. It's addicting and I'd probably skip player meetings or less important events with my team to play fortnite, for sure.

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